why must I be trapped in a corporeal form

noodles-07:

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately I am also in there

(via ramblelifeaway)

anemonequeen-moved:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

“don’t speak ill of the dead” don’t be a piece of shit before you die.

once again, dont speak ill of the dead is for your uncle who had an alcohol problem, not the politician who upheld the oppression of millions of people 

(via drbennedict)

quasi-normalcy:

catchymemes:

Where have all the good men gone,
and where are all the Gods?
Where’s a dumbass Hercules
To gamely eat Tide Pods?

cat-cosplay:

Every time

(via trash-gona)

catchymemes:

thememedaddy:

boxheadpaint:

3 year old vs 5 month old

girlnephew:

nattousan:

herpsandbirds:

Scarlet-rumped Trogon (Harpactes duvaucelii), male, family Trogonidae, found in SE Asia

photograph by ardpixtures

(via tiny-moss-patch)

talldarkandautistic-deactivated:

madnessofmen:

dreg-heap:

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the “hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)” guy get proven right

It was a woman that did it!

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

(via tiny-moss-patch)

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn’t have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you’re okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like ‘aww, is this a baptism gift?’ and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we’ve got, you’ll definitely be safe’ and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

theballmighty:

aokozaki:

sorairoknife:

kind of obsessed with my dad’s friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[gets divorced] Alright, that’s it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well… unless?

I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…

derinthescarletpescatarian:

fractal-thoughts:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

atomic-two-sheds:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

therealkepler-deactivated202504:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

ultmateragnarok:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“Wow I wonder what fun original works are on AO3”

That’s a… very specific Home Depot product to have six stories about

The Home Depot Skeleton fandom???

you seem oddly surprised for someone on the skeleton war site

My country doesn’t really do Halloween and we don’t have Home Depot.

“we don’t have Home Depot.” yeah but you have Bunnings, apparently

i had to look that up

Bunnings is fantastic but they do not, to my knowledge, sell incredibly popular twelve foot tall decorative skeletons. Which is good because if they did I would have zero savings and so many giant skeletons.

I went to Bunnings today and acquired 2 plants, one sink plug, zero skeletons.

You can acquire skeletons at any store if you aren’t a coward.

Please show me the store where the twelve foot tall people are shopping I need to go there I need it

You probably need two 6+ foot people to make a twelve foot skeleton, though it probably wouldn’t be dry for Halloween

Love the idea that you can just mix together two skeletons to make a single larger skeleton

(via napoleanbonafarte)

devilishdescent:

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

(via goodmorningvelma)

iamoutofideas:

transamus:

transamus:

knock it off!!!

(via antivalentine)